Fun is coming.
Attendance is mandatory.
The Fun Committee is hard at work planning something you will enjoy. Your enjoyment will be measured.
Will you be attending?
Declining is not a supported workflow at this time.
Tentative agenda
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9:00 AM
Trust Falls
Learn to rely on Gary from Accounts Payable. Gary has not been briefed.
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10:30 AM
Scavenger Hunt
Find the clipboard. Find the bush. Find meaning. You will find only the clipboard.
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12:00 PM
Pizza Party
Offered in lieu of raises. There are two pizzas. There are forty of you.
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1:30 PM
Golf with the VP
A unique mentorship opportunity. Laugh at the anecdote. Let him win.
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3:00 PM
Axe Throwing
A safe, supervised outlet for your Q3 feelings. Please aim at the target.
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5:00 PM – ∞
Karaoke
Your manager has prepared nine songs. There is one microphone and one tambourine.