Fun is coming.
Attendance is mandatory.

The Fun Committee is hard at work planning something you will enjoy. Your enjoyment will be measured.

Cartoon of a corporate Mandatory Fun Weekend: a manager sings karaoke to wincing coworkers, an employee trust-falls toward an anxious group, a boss coaches an unwilling golfer, coworkers squint at scavenger-hunt clipboards, and a team throws axes under a banner reading Annual Team Building Day.
Artist's rendering of your upcoming weekend. Business casual.

Will you be attending?

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Tentative agenda

  • An anxious employee falling backward off a wooden platform toward seven panicking coworkers. 9:00 AM

    Trust Falls

    Learn to rely on Gary from Accounts Payable. Gary has not been briefed.

  • Two coworkers with clipboards pointing dubiously into a bush. 10:30 AM

    Scavenger Hunt

    Find the clipboard. Find the bush. Find meaning. You will find only the clipboard.

  • Three employees sitting at a picnic table with two small boxes of pizza. 12:00 PM

    Pizza Party

    Offered in lieu of raises. There are two pizzas. There are forty of you.

  • An older executive lecturing a dejected employee on a golf mat next to a large pile of golf balls. 1:30 PM

    Golf with the VP

    A unique mentorship opportunity. Laugh at the anecdote. Let him win.

  • An employee hurling an axe at a wooden target inside a fenced cage while coworkers watch. 3:00 PM

    Axe Throwing

    A safe, supervised outlet for your Q3 feelings. Please aim at the target.

  • A manager belting into a microphone with a tambourine on stage while three coworkers cover their ears. 5:00 PM – ∞

    Karaoke

    Your manager has prepared nine songs. There is one microphone and one tambourine.